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[shrinknheal]

Apparently, I'm a matchmaker in the making.

I'm not sure how to feel about this.

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[deathbycat]

Please, do go on.

[shrinknheal]

There's really not much to say. I was out with a friend, a guy my friend has a class with walks in the cafe we were in, I manage to get him to confess that he's interested in the guy, and then I tried to get him to go talk to the guy. And he kept saying no. And told me to stop playing matchmaker.

[deathbycat]

Ooh, gay!

Also, you aren't really a matchmaker if you were told to stop trying. That just means you weren't doing very well.

Have you tried being more subtle?

[shrinknheal]

I didn't know I was trying in the first place, so I'm gonna go with no.

[deathbycat]

Then you can hardly call yourself a matchmaker in the making.

I'm calling attention whore on you, sir.

[shrinknheal]

I didn't call myself that, he did.

[deathbycat]

Yes, but you come on here stating how you're apparently a matchmaker in the making, and yet the story was very disappointing, and not at all what I expected.

[shrinknheal]

I made no promises, so...

[deathbycat]

Attention whore.

[shrinknheal]

I have to say, my pay is pretty disappointing, for a whore, if that's the case.

[deathbycat]

That was in bad taste.

[shrinknheal]

... You're right. Sorry.

[deathbycat]

Good! Apology accepted.

So do you think they're going to get together, or have your matchmaking abilities not grown that strong yet?

[shrinknheal]

I don't think I have skills, so I honestly don't know.

[deathbycat]

Shame, the world needs more gay.

[shrinknheal]

I'm sure my friend'll appreciate that when he sees this.

[deathbycat]

In that case, I will leave a jovial greeting for said friend.

Hello, I hope you're having a ripsnorting gay old time!

Also I may be reading too much Homestuck, but that is neither here, nor there, nor relevant to your gayness.

[linguisticjerk]

I knew I liked you for a reason.

[deathbycat]

Because I'm as supportive as the mom on Queer as Folk?

[linguisticjerk]

nope. because you have great taste in webcomics

[deathbycat]

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[linguisticjerk]

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[essencewrestler]

Uh... Thanks, I guess?

[deathbycat]

Oh, any time.

[essencewrestler]

... He has a girlfriend, by the way. So no, we're not getting together.