shrinknheal | (no subject)

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Apparently, I'm a matchmaker in the making.

I'm not sure how to feel about this.

There's really not much to say. I was out with a friend, a guy my friend has a class with walks in the cafe we were in, I manage to get him to confess that he's interested in the guy, and then I tried to get him to go talk to the guy. And he kept saying no. And told me to stop playing matchmaker.

Ooh, gay!

Also, you aren't really a matchmaker if you were told to stop trying. That just means you weren't doing very well.

Have you tried being more subtle?

I didn't know I was trying in the first place, so I'm gonna go with no.

Then you can hardly call yourself a matchmaker in the making.

I'm calling attention whore on you, sir.

I didn't call myself that, he did.

Yes, but you come on here stating how you're apparently a matchmaker in the making, and yet the story was very disappointing, and not at all what I expected.

I made no promises, so...

Attention whore.

I have to say, my pay is pretty disappointing, for a whore, if that's the case.

That was in bad taste.

... You're right. Sorry.

Good! Apology accepted.

So do you think they're going to get together, or have your matchmaking abilities not grown that strong yet?

I don't think I have skills, so I honestly don't know.

Shame, the world needs more gay.

I'm sure my friend'll appreciate that when he sees this.

In that case, I will leave a jovial greeting for said friend.

Hello, I hope you're having a ripsnorting gay old time!

Also I may be reading too much Homestuck, but that is neither here, nor there, nor relevant to your gayness.

I knew I liked you for a reason.

Because I'm as supportive as the mom on Queer as Folk?

nope. because you have great taste in webcomics

Uh... Thanks, I guess?

Oh, any time.

... He has a girlfriend, by the way. So no, we're not getting together.

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